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Exercise Sequence: Does it Matter?

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes „tuh“. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

, September 25, 2014

Asthma and Exercise

I never loved you. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. And why did ‚I‘ have to take a cab? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid.

, Juni 25, 2014